Whenever I use Super Training and use a Soothing Bag, I imagine it goes like this.This is actual in-game dialogue btw.
I found this map for those of
usyou who are having trouble finding their way around Luminose City.
I NEVER KNEW IT WAS HIS TAIL HOLY SHIT
IT’S BEEN LIKE 14 YEARS AND I KNOW NOW
Did… Did none of you play the Delibird minigame in Pokemon Stadium 2? Better still, DID NONE OF YOU EVER PLAY POKEMON STADIUM 2???
I’VE TOLD SO MANY PEOPLE THAT ITS DELIBIRDS FUCKING TAIL AND NOONE LISTENED, NOOONEE LISSTENNNNNNNNNEDDD!!!
I think I’ve committed the greatest sin right now… But I couldn’t just walk by!
SOMEONE DID IT YES YES YESSS.
OH MY GOD
I was reading summaries in the Pokedex.
Pokemon is so freaking weird.